New-Secretary-on-the-block Jamie checking in with my first proper Weekly Email! I hope you're all excited for some tasty tasty Canoe Club news, because there is no shortage of it today. As deadlines pile high and exams loom menacingly on the horizon, we have just what you are looking for to unwind and blow off some steam in the upcoming weeks, whether on the water, on the dancefloor or just in the good ol' Rule as usual. Read on!
Fun Fact: Top Doctors* agree that kayaking is extremely good for your health.
*c.f. Dr 'Dre' Phillips, 2016.
Pub Social on Thursday
2030 as per usual, with FREE FOOD :D
Aqua ball: 8th April
Guaranteed to get you wet!The Aqua Ball is the greatest annual coming together of water related sports clubs at the University of St Andrews!
We dine, we dance, we dance in a different style, then we go skinny dipping.
Join the event to keep up with all the latest patter about things such as menu, theme, and tickets.
Contact Canoe or one of the hosts if you represent a watery club who want to get involved, everyone's welcome.
Pre-drinks beforehand, Sarah and Stratts have kindly offered to host these at their house!
RETURN OF THE POOL
(sequel to The Poloship of the Ring and The Two Towlines)Pool Sessions start again this week, and don't forget to come along to the Wednesday sea sessions as well! The weather is slowly getting better and they really are great fun. :)
BUCS Polo Training Day this Sunday and BUCS Polo next weekend (much safer now that horses have been outlawed at matches)
For those of you involved, don't forget these dates!! Promises to be an absolutely cracking time.
And far in the future, but very very important: PRESEASON!!
A message from Dre: Save the Date!Preseason runs from the 28th August - 4th September. The week before Freshers week, and apparently it'll be this good: VIDEO
A message from our Treasurer:
Right guys I'm new to this so you'll have to bear with me for a couple of weeks but for now:
1) If you have any receipts please bring them to the pub tonight or Thursday or message me to get them to me asap.
2) If you want to find out your club credit then please message me and I'll get that to you, it won't be completely up to date as there are still a couple of trips to price up.
3) Bring a fiver to the pub to start paying off the money you owe, so you can keep coming on our tasty trips it's the same price as a pablo and we can all do without an extra pablo...
Also if you want to see my amazing bruise then come along to pub tomorrow because I will almost definitely get it out ;)
Club photos are now ready to order!
Chloe Jones has put a link to the order form on Facebook, and has uploaded the photos! :D
Film quote of the week:
I don't know how to put this, but... I'm kind of a big deal.* People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
- Ron Burgundy, Anchorman (2004)
*note that this quote was later attributed to Jon Wyles; its origins are still disputed.
And stay classy San Diego!