My sincere apology for the very late email; the monstrous world of boring-but-important caught up with your secretary yesterday and prevented him from seeing to far more entertaining tasks, such as the liberal distribution of invisible banter and club news that is the weekly email. So without further ado, here it is!
Hope everyone is feeling a little better after what sounds like a monumental Sinners last night; I expect copious tales of glory and heroism in the pub tonight as I attempt to thoroughly scrub away the memory of today's Latin and Greek tests with alcohol...
SUMMER TRIP!! and the livin' is easyy...
The summer trip will be on the Tay on the 20th - 23rd of May, so save the date!
If anyone has info on canoes we could borrow that would be amazing. Do we even canoe???
Before that, however:
SAM'S REVISION WEEK TRIP OF MYSTERY AND REVISED COLOUR CHOICES
Sam had this to say:
All abilities welcome. Friday of revision week. Take a break and get wet! giggidy
Contact Sam xxxx
Also coming up...
B-B-B-Beach clean & BBQ!
This will take place instead of the Sea Session next Wednesday, together with members of the Geography dept. If the weather is anything like this week, it should make for an amazing afternoon before the exam madness sets in!Baldrick, get me two pencils and a pair of underpants...
Pool sessions continue as normal as well, so do come along :)
END OF YEAR BONFIRE
How do you handle dangerous cheese?*
It's a big 'un, absolutely not to be missed.
19th of May, a veritable blaze of post-exam glory before we head our separate ways for the Summer. Be there!!
And far in the future, but very very important: PRESEASON!!
BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!
An hour of faff, and shattered paddles when the Age of Banter comes crashing down,
Preseason 2016 28th Aug - 4th Sept
A message from Gandalf the Dre:A day may come, when the Yolo of Canoe fails us, when we forsake our friends swimming and break all bonds of (overly naked) fellowship, but it is not this day.
THIS DAY WE SIGN UP!By all that you hold dear, in this good club, I bid you Sign Up, members of Canoe!
A message from our US Correspondent Patrick Styles:
Who doesn't love going to the gym and looking super fit and cool?
I have stumbled upon a workout plan that is perfect for us lazy bones kayakers.
Paddy cant kayak as Williamsburg is flat so has to workout instead.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/334508900079113/ We also have a facebook group that deals with fitness!!
It works arms, shoulders and core, basically all the muscles you need right? Well and some cardio but sssshhh
#sunsoutgunzout #itisamericaafterall #makingcanoegreatagain #letsbuildawall
Love, peace and ice cream
A message from the Treasurer:
PAY YOUR DEBTS AND GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR RECEIPTS
(I may be paraphrasing a little)
WE NOW HAVE SNAPCHAT AND INSTAGRAM!!
What the hell did the previous web & publicity officer even do, anyway??
Look us up!
Film quote of the week:
- Yvonne & Rick, Casablanca (1942)
Here's lookin' at you, kid.