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posted 28 Apr 2016, 10:27 by Canoe St Andrews
Hello Everyone!

Apologies again for the late email; the email service on my computer has been down for 2 days now, so I have had to borrow one today in order to reach you all!
I'm sure everyone was holding their breath...


A message from those Social peeps:
This week's pub session will be as it usually is: FOOD AND ALCOHOL AT THE RULE AT 8:30 TONIGHT :D 
Come and shake off revision sadness! 
A great way to get some really solid procrastination in, if you feel as if you haven't been procrastnating as hard as you should have been today!

However, the bigger, better social is the May Dip Shenanigans which will start at Eleanor's on Saturday at 8 with a BBQ and continue throughout the night :D 
If you aren't already invited on Fb give Alice or Chloe a quick message and they will add you to the event!
Because seriously, who better than to run naked into the sea with at 4am than Canoe?  'round these parts we call that Tuesday...


The summer trip will be on the Tay on the 20th - 23rd of May, and if you're coming along be sure to get your £10 deposit in as soon as possible! 

There will more pallets than an Art College.  And probably more drunken nudity, impressively enough.
It's a big 'un, absolutely not to be missed.
19th of May, a veritable blaze of post-exam glory before we head our separate ways for the Summer. Be there!!

And far in the future, but very very important: PRESEASON!!

Preseason 2016 28th Aug - 4th Sept
A massage from Dre:*
Thank you for the amazing response and keenness from you all!
The weekend 2nd-4th Sept is now FULL! 20 people have signed up but....
more spaces may become available if deposits aren't paid and there is still lots of excellent coaching, training and fun to be had on earlier days,

>>>>>>Very Beginner Friendly!!!<<<<<<<

Sign up here: Wolololo or email ap69 if you're still unsure or would like more information.
*sadly not included in the Preseason package (gigiddy)

OTHER NEWS:  <-- (and now for something completely different?)

Canoe club photos are now ready for collection! 
We're not even naked though...
Keep an eye out for Facebook posts about when and where! 
There are a few spares but they'll go on a first-come, first-served basis!

The end of year awards are ready to be filled out!
Don't just write the word 'me' for every answer, because we will know you are Jon Wyles.
Link can be found here:
Fill 'em in as soon as you can! :)

And I said "I'll learn how to use them as soon as you get off my lawn!"
Look us up! 
Snapchat: staucc
Instagram: @stscanoe

Film quote of the week:


I'm gonna do to your face what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s!

- Deadpool, Deadpool (2016)

Stay keen!
Maximum effort!