Ladies and gentlemen. My name is Jon. And this is another epic weekly email.
Summer trip sign-ups still going strong. If you've signed up and not yet paid your £10 deposit, bring it to the pub tomorrow and give it to Jon Wyles.The plan currently is to paddle the River Spey, a fun and relaxed river in stunning countryside, to wild camp at night and to be mostly in open boats. We need to know numbers so we know how open boats to try and beg, borrow but not steal. So if you want to get involved in this fantastic trip please email jw200 ASAP. Any questions give him or Sarah Duley a shout! Get excited - it will be a great way to celebrate the end of exams! See last year's trip here http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150283595166321.378286.504046320&type=3
PS. If you're worried about halls being shut by the time we get back, please don't let this stop you coming, we have enough houses for people to stay on the Monday night if needed before heading home.
Drinks promised to anyone who comes up with the best new idea for a paddle storage system in the boatshed. Get your creative juices flowing and email Andre (ap69).
Preseason is going to be even more epic than last year, guaranteed. It is planned to run from 1st Sept to 9th Sept (9th being the first Sunday of fresher’s week). Provisionally planned activities include a fitness day, beginner coaching, safety training, polo training, slalom practice, flat water open boating, interspersed with awesome paddling trips. Email James (jm2252) ASAP to let him know which dates from 1st-9th September you are available.
Kirstie is just needing one more coach to help run the volunteering afternoon with Families First in the last week of exams. I know some of you coaches are free then and it would be amazing if this could work. See last week's email for more information and email kam22 to sign up!
Pool Session and Pub tomorrow
All sorts of crazy stuff happening tomorrow. 8:45pm at St Leonard's pool for a crazy pool session, including an open boat. Guaranteed to be a good time. Followed by drinks and a pub quiz organised by the one and only Tim Cain at 10pm at the Rule to celebrate the end of lectures. Be there, or regret missing one of the best evenings of your life.
6"2 tall, handsome blonde, blue eyes, looking for attractive lady to share dubstep with. Preferable non aryan. Email rm82 for chat and maybe more.
Cat picture of the week:
The human eye blinks an average of 4,200,000 times a year, which, coincidentally, is almost as many times as Rory schweffs.
Watery love as alwaysI<3LM